http://pc.gamespy.com/articles/114/1143871p1.html
http://bonecraft.net/
Huh. For years I assumed life was the most precious commodity in the universe. Turns out it's elf pussy. Thank the folks at D-Dub Software for dropping knowledge in the announcement for their new erotic fantasy game that puts a porn spin on World of Warcraft and Starcraft, Bonecraft.
After bringing gems like BoneTown and BoneTown's Tiger Woods Affair Tour 2010 to market, D-Dub announced today Bonecraft is now in development and set for launch sometime this year.
What types of adult-themed shenanigans will players take part in? The specifics are unclear, but the you've-got-to-read-it-to-believe-it synopsis from D-Dub should paint a pretty clear picture:
- Somewhere, in some galaxy, a peaceful land of orcs and elves is about to be torn apart.
- A mighty spacecraft hurtles through the sky, filled with invaders from a planet far away. They call themselves the Good Ol' Boys, but the elves fear nothing good will come of their visit. These drunken space marines are about to discover that the planet harbors the most precious commodity in the universe: elf pussy.
- Can the elves vanquish this new enemy before they discover the secret elf brothels? Will the horny orcs be able to resist the charms of their sexy elf neighbors? And how will they defeat the most frightening enemy of all?
Yes, this is real. Here's the web site to prove it.
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